When I’m a parent I won’t take my kids electronics away, I’ll just take the charger so I can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out.
"Tuileries" Evening Dress, 1957
Antonio Castillo for Lanvin-Castillo
"I thought you were fine now"
Yeah lol I paid off my loan to the depression fairy and now I shit rainbows.
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.
YES. Pole dance/fitness does not need and does not really deserve to be an Olympic fucking sport. It still takes hella strength, skills and ability and you can make it as athletic or sexy as you like but it came from pole dance. Stop being fucking stupid and just do it if you want to without being a preachy fuck
can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you
texting all day is not natural
force communication all hours of the day is not natural
Why can’t I look like this?! Goodness me girl damn
Lemonade flavour ice lolly..?
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
For fucks sake. Thanks for making me miss out on a top class education you bastard
Moving in presents for my Sheffield house. My bedroom will be the cutest little clutter box 👌