Love my new trousers! 👌
Turns out it’s closed on Mondays 🙈🙊
Yeah they’re all lovely just some of them are messy and disrespectful sometimes and it’s something that grates on me.
I can’t even make breakfast cos all my cereal bowls were apparently used for some sort of pasta dish last night. If people even just ASKED or SAID or cleaned up after then I wouldn’t mind so much but for fucks sake
Can I move out yet? I bet these will stay here till I fucking wash them and if I don’t wash them all and wash my own everyone will start using my pots and not washing them. Literally get some manners.
In 1989 archaeologist Thomas Miller discovered a remote jungle cave known as Actun Tunichil Muknal (or ATM), in the Tapir Mountain Nature Reserve in Belize. Excavations at ATM over the next decade revealed an extraordinary Mayan archaeological site that includes human skeletons and ceramics. Archaeologists say that the Mayans believed that ATM as an entrance to the underworld and came to the cave to perform sacrificial rituals.
The site became known as the Cave of the Crystal Sepulcher because calcite drip water coated the bones and artifacts with crystals and gave them a glittery appearance and cemented them to the cave floor. But the crystal coating, while pretty to look at, has made dating the bones difficult, so archaeologists relied on the pottery and believe it dates between 700 and 900 AD.
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i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques
I CANT BREATH LORD JESUS CHRIST FUCK OMG
did this guy just livetweet a poisoning
that he committed
Social media needs to go away forever