MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
but imagine if there were dragons
you punks are all so daft
boy if you keep making these puns, we are gonna fall out
i think it’s better to take two at once
Yellow Super Mario Mushrooms w/ 120mg MDMA
Double stack and you’ll be defiantly be floatin around for a while
give them to me
Been on my feet since 9am and now just don’t want to move from this patch of floor I have plonked myself on 🙈
Boyes for more feathers for my costume
Holland and Barrett for some spices
Finish my next essay
Apply for president/Vice President of the pole society
Let’s see how well this goes.
Will have moved out of my horrid flat by May 16th and have a nice little summer at home before moving in with some fabulous ladies at uni and then Leeds Fest with some chum pals. Also probably booking a last minute Spanish getaway with my best friend as is tradition… Anyone fancy sitting my exams so I can get excites without the side order of guilt?
1. I know some very nice people from Hull actually. I’m living with a girl from Hull come July.
2.He wasn’t being a cunt. He was merely asking me a question about sex, was just a bit too much for me.
Excuse you anon I’ll have you know I am from Hull and I am practically perfect in every way. Fools.